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NATIONAL SEX DAY 

the day when everyone finds a partner and have sex
person 1:did you attend national sex day?
person 2:sorry i was born 9 months after

urbandictionary.com 

the most genius website a dictionary and lots of jokes
i was amazed by urbandictionary.com and the hilarious answers

4th of july 

is a day when everyone gets drunk and watch tv
i hate 4th of july as my shitty neighbors shout dam ass loud

singapore 

the tiny dot on the map
singapore was visited by raffles in 1819

singapore 

when you are in dirty side of a causeway u know it malaysia but when you get to the end you find yourself in a spotless area you will know its singapore
1 Indonesian president:the red dot
2 Malaysian president:cowpat
3 Hongkong:booger
4 USA:china
singaporeans hate answers 2 3 4.