singapore

when you are in dirty side of a causeway u know it malaysia but when you get to the end you find yourself in a spotless area you will know its singapore

1 Indonesian president:the red dot
2 Malaysian president:cowpat
3 Hongkong:booger
4 USA:china
singaporeans hate answers 2 3 4.

by lololololololololololol1234 October 06, 2019

singapore

the tiny dot on the map

singapore was visited by raffles in 1819

by lololololololololololol1234 October 06, 2019

NATIONAL SEX DAY

the day when everyone finds a partner and have sex

person 1:did you attend national sex day?
person 2:sorry i was born 9 months after

by lololololololololololol1234 October 07, 2019

urbandictionary.com

the most genius website a dictionary and lots of jokes

i was amazed by urbandictionary.com and the hilarious answers

by lololololololololololol1234 October 06, 2019

4th of july

is a day when everyone gets drunk and watch tv

i hate 4th of july as my shitty neighbors shout dam ass loud

by lololololololololololol1234 October 06, 2019