Teaching a pig to sing

A quote from Robert Heinlein: Never try to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and it annoys the pig.

Usually applied to someone that has a character flaw or annoying habit they will never change because they simply aren't able to.

A person with bad hygiene - you tell them they stink but they don't really care.
"Getting you to clean your room is like teaching a pig to sing; it's a waste of my time and all it does is annoy you."

by BigRed60 August 1, 2009

Ding-Dong Sing Along

When two or more women perform oral sex on one man.

"Oh man the other night my girl was going down on me in the living room and her roommate walked in and was all turned on so i said "Go ahead, join in, its a regular Ding-Dong Sing Along!"

by RichardSlinger April 11, 2010

Go sing with Elvis

Phrase used to mean a person is going to take a piss, usually uttered to a friend in a bar.

Hey Dave, save my seat, I'm going to go sing with Elvis.

by Smokin' Bitch Magnet February 4, 2006

Maybe If I Sing

A diss song direct towards 50 Cent, performed by Sheek Louch on his album After Taxes.

"Maybe if I sing, I'll be rich
Maybe if I rat on you, I'll be rich
Maybe if I crossover, I'll be rich
I wanna be, I wanna be, just like that 50 bitch"

by Da Carp November 25, 2006

ba sing se

your freind is panicing about china

there is no war in ba sing se

by ok so its eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee October 23, 2020

Sing-A-Long Dump

When you can add words to the melody of when your poo splashes in the water of the toilet.

Whoa... I just took a sing-a-long dump to yoko ono's new song

by J P October 15, 2005

dardy sing

term derived from dardy thing, used to describe an object or person that is mad cool.

person number 1 - "check out the rig on that dardy sing"
person number 2 - "true that..."

by VonCitizen May 28, 2011