Simon Riley

Simon "Ghost" Riley is a fictional character in the Call of Duty story arc Modern Warfare. He first appears as a non-playable character in Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2, where he is captain Soap MacTavish's second in command. He is known for his iconic skull-patterned balaclava, headset, and dark red sunglasses. (he’s also very hot)

“Simon Riley is so damn fine !!!!”-you frfr

by hexuannn June 1, 2023

Blame Simon

When everrrything or anyyything goes wrong; it;s simon's fault.
From the song Cops and Robbers by The Hoosiers.

Luke: I was sick on the sofa...
Jim: Blame Simon.

by Lukee ;) September 26, 2008

Simona

The sexyest mf in the world! The baddest bitch! She a lit as human who ignore the shitt out of anyone:) she is a priceless bitch

You should be as Simona

by Sexybitchxx;) November 5, 2021

Simon Cowell

A Cunt.

'That simon cowell, he's such a cunt'

'You're a simon cowell'

by blargh!! December 15, 2009

Simko

A man among men, a true gentleman and scholar that is not afraid to work.

I cant beleive he is that nice, Wow what a Simko!

by funisdun October 22, 2008

Simona

A beautiful girl that never knows what she wants. Since all of the guys want her she can never chose so she ends up liking the only guy that doesn’t like her so she doesn’t have to. She is hard-working, respectful, sometimes a bit oblivious but can really carry a conversation.

Girl: Ugh, Simona can have any guy in the school

Guy: I wish I could be Simona’s boyfriend

by Honeycomb🍯 December 12, 2020

simposium

A gathering of simps

Emily went to the simposium yesterday to discuss her unrequited love of Charles

Yo, look at that simposium over there

by anonymous October 5, 2020