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sideburns

associated with the hairy lip, sideburns are the growth of hair down the side of a mans(or womans) face. Can be styled in various ways using TREsemme products.
Hippie: Dude, look at my hot sideburns
by simon gardner September 12, 2006
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SideburnZ

SideburnZ, or BurnZy as some may call him, is an internet legend. He is renowed for his ability to trick anyone, especially the dumb or sexually deviant.

Whether he destroys the cyber life of an internet predator like BigJ (Classic) or he forces a paedophile into hiding amongst a river of his own tears (GameOver!), he does so with a style and comical wit that are unmatched. He is a warrior. He is an artist.

Under his hard shell lies a gentle soul that few have yet to see. A past of pain has buried the lad in a shroud of privacy. The few that are let in to see the true, real SideburnZ fall in love instantly.

And he has a great ass.
"Look at the ass on him...BurnZy must work out!"
by SECRET ADMIRER January 25, 2005
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Sideburns

Uh. ..Tim Sutton.

Troy's a sloth lookin hoe.
Person 1: Marble Hornets?
Person 2: you brought your dog?
Person 3: I Timothy Christopher Sutton do not concent.

Tim: Sideburns bruh
by boredandlovintimsbestfriendBri February 21, 2019
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Sideburn Nap

When a person who posses large sideburns (Like Wolverine from X-Men) can use their sideburns like a pillow and sleep anywhere.
Phillip: " We're gonna be late! Where's Jimmy?"

Mike: "He's taking a sideburn nap on that bench over there"

Phillip "WTF!"
by SnoopNubbyNub February 17, 2010
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Sideburn

A side burn (not to be confused with the popular 1960s hairstyle of the same name) is a situation in which the paper on a cigarette burns more heavily or completely on one side.

It occurs most often on self-rolled and marijuana cigarettes. Side-burned cigarettes are rarely represented in the mass media. However, in underground youth culture, side burning is an often admonished phenomenon. Sideburns are most commonly found in student houses, or in areas that attract weed smokers. Although representations in the media are scarce, there have been mentions of ‘sideburning’ on popular Facebook pages, such as ‘Rate My Rollie’.
“You hardly sideburned that bai" - Stuck up prick
by TuPac Dat Joint May 24, 2018
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Sideburn

When you finish haveing anal sex with someone and then slap them in the face with your cock leaving a "sideburn".
I totally nailed that chick in her ass and then drew a sideburn on her face with my dick.
by Sausage Wallet2011 March 3, 2011
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sideburn

its when your joint burns down one side quicker than the other
watch that sideburn on the doob, get a lighter and sort it out!
by stonerbert January 10, 2010
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