shiftless whore

lazy good-for-nothing woman who has intercourse with many people, but does so poorly and without ambition.

Angee is a shiftless whore.

by angee "shiftless whore" mackey January 27, 2008

shirtless tom

When a hot bodied boy/man named Tom is requested to take his shirt off for others amusement or for sexual reasons.

Can i get a shirtless tom in the chat?

I'm so keen for a shirtless tom right now!

by JRosey April 9, 2020

Shitness of Breath

This occurs when you find yourself gasping for air while taking a dump.

Jamal: I just took a crap and could barely wipe my own ass! I guess it’s time to quit smoking.

Brenda: Why?
Jamal: On the toilet, I had some serious shitness of breath!

by Epididymitis December 24, 2021

Shotless

Someone who doesn't have a chance (shot) in doing something

He is going to Harvard University

No way, shotless

by Reitik December 31, 2021

motion shitness

When you eat so much and then can’t dance along to music without shitting your pants.

We can’t dance along to Major Lazer, Tommy - we’re gonna have motion shitness.

by Chocolate Pocket October 20, 2019

shitlegs

Shitlegs descibes a person of dubious nature who cannot be trusted and is generally of bad personality.

"He is a fucking liar and a complete shitlegs!"

by Shaun Hollamby June 4, 2008

scared shitless

When you lack faith in the integrity of the door lock to the public restroom you're using, and are so paranoid someone is going to walk in on you that panic causes sphincter muscle contraction, preventing relief of your bowels.

This could actually cause your shit to take even an even more awkwardly long time to complete, when you were hoping you could pull it off like you just ran in there for a pee.

When you eventually do emerge from the restroom, the person on the other side of the door will totes know what you been up to.

Remember to wash your hands afterwards, regardless of your productivity level.

Your hope that screaming "It's occupied" loud enough for the person in the cafe hallway to hear you will spare them from walking in, creating an awkward prison-type situation between you and an eight year old child.

*Rattling of the door handle*
"IT'S OCCUPIED!!!"
*so scared you can't shit, aka being scared shitless*

by LaRogue August 20, 2013