scrumdiddlyumptious

a word originally coined by Roald Dahl, a kickass author of books that ruled my childhood

means really delicious or really marvelous

mmmmm...those children tasted scrumdiddlyumptious
mmmmm...that beer was scrumdiddlyumptious
mmmmm...your mom was scrumdiddlyumptious
mmmmm...that sex was scrumdiddlyumptious
you get the picture

by PaperMachete November 2, 2005

scrumdiddly

a word used to positivley describe food

boy: ummmm that pie was scrumdiddly

by Elliot Tur October 21, 2008

Scrumdidaliumptious

When something looks so good to you that you just want to sop it up with a biscuit and consume it right there. (You don't care who's watching)

That dude right there looks scrumdidaliumptious.

by kishpeach May 5, 2009

Scrumbo

Scrumbo is a community of gamers that reside on steam, specifically on Brick Rigs, Bean Battles, and Garry's Mod

"Hey, you heading over to Scrumbo's Budget Guns shop?"
"Scrumbo isn't a person, it's a people."

by Scrumbo August 21, 2019

Scrum Felch

Act of using a wide bore drinking straw (i.e. Wendy's Hamburgers) to suck the cum out of a man's rectum after gay anal sex. However it is RARELY actually used to mean this, instead it's used as a put down.

He sat down and pushed my laptop off the end of the table - what a scrum felcher.

by BBBert November 30, 2011

Scrum Master

A girl/boy who enjoys and is experienced at eating and licking around the bum hole/ballsack.

That Charlotte Duffield is a real Scrum Master!

by Scrummager July 1, 2020

Schrump

Schmuck + Trump = Shrump. Trump is the dumbest schmuck in the game. WHO IS THE DUMBEST SHMUCK IN THE GAME???? SCHRUMP SCHRUMP SCHRUMP. WHO IS THE DUMB SCHMUCK IN THE OVAL OFFICE?? SCHRUMP SCHRUMP SCHRUMP!!! DONALD SCHRUMP!!!!

-CREDIT GOES TO GARY JACOBS

What's the name of the dumb shmuck in the oval office? Donald Schrump!

by OKURNESSEABJ June 28, 2020