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Shrive

The action of attempting to be a part of something, such as a club or secret society, that the "shriver" ha absolutly no chance of being a part of, due to stupidity of physical abnormality. I.e. trying in vein.
Christy shrives so hard to be a model, but she weighs 450 pounds.
by Andrew Werlinger November 6, 2006
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Shreveport

Aka The Port City. The largest city in north Louisiana and home to Terry Bradshaw and other assorted rednecks.
Joe- I'm from Shreveport

Steve - Who cares?
by geuax tigers January 13, 2011
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Chelsea Schriever

The nicest girl YOU will ever meet. she is beautiful and has dark hair. one very unique person
Chelsea Schriever is beautiful
by yamama4life August 23, 2009
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shrivelled penis

You have a shrivelled penis! Ooh, that so cute!
by NeverMindWho April 14, 2006
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Shrivel-pig

He pulled down his pants and exposed his shrivel-pig and I puked a little in my mouth!

Calling his a dick is a compliment. He’s a shrivel-pig!
by Boymom0406 September 23, 2019
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Shriveled

It is a state of being, where it is cold, and someone pants you and your dick and balls are very shrunken.
Eric Powell often has very shriveled dick and balls.
Dude, why would you do that when my dick and balls are shriveled
by Chrisobell February 7, 2009
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shreveport

The best place ever. Shreveport is full of kind people who arent judgemental they accept you the way you are. Unlike in the west of the US where you have to be a size 00 to fit in. Shreveport is a great place to have your teenagers grow up, the boardwalk is the best place to hang out. Shreveport is a small city so everyone knows their way around. Shreveport is so much fun during Mardi Gras, good for young children. You would have to live in Shreveport to understand how amazing it is. Shreveport isnt all "ghetto" and dirty.
Shreveport is just amazing.
by shreveportgirl101 January 4, 2012
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