Shquibed

Feeling of euphoria from drugs, sex, or other events.

“Damn that blunt got me shquibed as fuck.”

“I feel hella shquibed after Sally sucked my soul”

by Merfbear February 21, 2021

Squittle

A mysterious creature, the squittle is a rare breed of sea lion. There may be only one in known existence. Squittle has been know to induce audible, "awwws" upon sight. The Squittle has no boundaries. Appearance of the rare bread is not limited the sea. The squittle may appear at anywhere at anytime, probably on Instagram.

Maria loves Squittle.
Andrew's day is brightened by the sight of Squittle.
Lyuk! A wild Squittle!

by CorpsDork April 28, 2014

squit

Often thought to be a fart, turns out to be a small amount of diarrhea smeared between the ass cheeks or in a projectile fashion staining the underwear.

Oh man, that fart was juicy. I gotta go check my pants cuz I think I just squit.

by eye4eye February 18, 2008

squits

When you think you're going to fart, but liquid shit squirts out of your ass leaving you with shitted pants and a mile away from the nearest toilet.

I thought i had some gas, but when i felt the warm shit i knew i had the squits.

by gooz January 12, 2004

squitz

diahorrea, the runs etc.

"hey your face doesnt look like someone just had squitz on it."
"gee...thanks."

by Asher.Yeah.Manly4 September 17, 2005

diddly squit

Means the same as diddly squat but sounds funnier. Also appears on "Dick and Dom in Da Bungalow"

Craig: How much you got there?
Lar: Diddly Squit

by LordBlunkey June 16, 2004

squit

A not so compact shit. In fact a rather loose stool! The word is a cross between Squelch and shit, to literally mean Squelchy shit.

Oh dear! I seem to have the Squits today!

by Rob, Dan and Chalky August 16, 2006