pumpkin shovel

slang term for the mouth when telling someone to shut up. synonymous with pie hole, cum dumpster, etc.

for the love of god, shut the damn pumpkin shovel already!

by ravenflesh June 23, 2008

shit shoveling

(v) The act of doing a very tedious/miserable job that has little to no perks or benefits.(figurative or literal)

"I don't wanna work at Braums because its such a shit shoveling job."

by pacosaurus January 17, 2009

Showels

Showels are a super comfy beach towel short

Go grab your Showels and let's go to the beach!

by Showels January 9, 2013

shovelware

an array of haphazard software emphasizing quantity rather than quality

This shit is totally half-assed. Who assembled this shovelware?

by The Return of Light Joker August 5, 2011

shotless

The first person to call "shotless!" discharges himself from the responsibilty of completing a boring or demanding task that has to be completed or accomplished.

John: "Today someone will definitely clean the kitchen."
David: "Shotless!"

by Tropicalgorilla October 7, 2017

judgemental shoelace

smol snek that looks like a shoelace

he silently judges u

beware of the judgemental shoelace chirren

if you see a smol judgemental shoelace, give him a smol boop, (DONT KEL HIM) and run

' oh look its a judgemental shoelace'

by judgemental shoelace November 18, 2018

shovel ready

Apt description of being prepared to release when necessary a big ol' whopper of an excuse for offending behavior of any sort

After Paul was dumped naked on his parent's lawn and left for dead, he arose secure in the knowledge he was "shovel ready" to explain everything . ..

by sheila in the car April 5, 2009