A strawberry shortcake is actually when a man has sex with a woman on her period and pulls out to nut all over her vagina causing a whipped cream and strawberry effect. The barber pole is when a woman is going down on a guy and nuts on her face as he punches her in the nose. Also referred to as the candy cane.
I wasn't in the mood for sex, but my boyfriend suggested the strawberry shortcake, which enticed my sweet-tooth.
by marissa bauer April 2, 2005
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I wanted to tell the bich I was done with her, so I gave her a strawberry shortcake and kicked her ass out.
by K Cup March 4, 2003
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by efgjkejfgkjsbfv September 28, 2008
Get the Strawberry Shortcake mug.1. A baked article, usually consisting of egg, flour, milk, sugar, and solid excretory materials.
2. A non-standard vulgarism, typically describing and/or resulting from pain, annoyance, or grievance, optionally consolidated within a string of such vocabulary. Must not be used in conjunction with the personal.
2. A non-standard vulgarism, typically describing and/or resulting from pain, annoyance, or grievance, optionally consolidated within a string of such vocabulary. Must not be used in conjunction with the personal.
"Here, I've baked some Shitcakes"
"Oh, Shitcakes," "F*cking cretinous Shitcakes!"
However, the following is incorrect;
"What a Shitcake."
"Oh, Shitcakes," "F*cking cretinous Shitcakes!"
However, the following is incorrect;
"What a Shitcake."
by John141 December 26, 2005
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Slim: do you wanna go home with me and do a slim Jim strawberry shortcake with me ?
Jim: fuck Yea nigga
Jim: fuck Yea nigga
by I have no gender November 8, 2017
Get the Slim jim strawberry shortcake mug.When you fuck someone over and end up with karma spewing overpowering cosmic justice all over your face and hair. The strength of the cosmic spooge causes you to fall and break your nose, resulting in a mixture of cosmic spooge and your own blood all over your pathetic face.
Bernard Madoff gets unsolicited daily servings of Cosmic Shortcake in his prison cell from his cellmate, Hank because he fucked over so many people.
by Cosmic Justice January 4, 2010
Get the Cosmic Shortcake mug.retarted asshole that thinks that cutting thenselves is a good thing and will make the girl/guy they r going out with pay more attention to them because they are being pussy shitcake fuckball eaters. nobody wants to be with a pussy shitcake fuckball eater in any way. beware these simple minded fuckers and RUN AWAY!also a good thing to call any random people you dont like
anne: you bitch! *slap* dont you ever eat my twinkies again
karen: your such a pussy shitcake fuckball eater
anne: *speachless*
karen: your such a pussy shitcake fuckball eater
anne: *speachless*
by me! muahaha March 3, 2008
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