shoeboxer

One who reads The Shoebox Project on livejournal. Shoeboxers are also likely to be puppyshippers.

1. Kayleigh and I are shoeboxers.
2. The shoeboxers squeed when shoebox_project was updated

by Monique S. October 9, 2007

shot box

stoner, burnout;someone who smokes too much pot to care about much at all. a non functional pothead

Jerry became such a burnout since he bought a vaporizor.
Dude stop being such a shot box man, step away from the bong and lets go...now!
I feel like such a shot box after last night.

by jeffery LJ November 2, 2007

Shoebox Theory

When one thing is a type of another thing, but the inverse is not true.

A thot is a hoe, but according to the shoebox theory, a hoe isn’t necessarily a thot.

by 4.nCotter December 17, 2019

shitbox

a very old and slow computer

'let me try and print from this shitbox'

by Ralph Owen December 18, 2003

Shitbox

A garage engineered, junkyard supercar.

Marc shoved a 600 hp big block in his 88 f150 and kept everything else stock, you don't need brakes to go fast anyways, he's got himself a real shitbox

by Robertplowedbobbi March 2, 2021

shoebox

A position of sleeping in which two people lie with heads at opposite ends of the bed, like shoes in a shoebox.

Dude, this bed is too small...let's shoebox!

by TayJay April 13, 2008

shitbox

Microsoft's X-Box

I was playing my Shit-Box yesterday. I discovered 5 new buttons somewhere around the east-side.

by Bastardized Bottomburp April 2, 2003