Shopping-gasm

The pleasure a shopper experiences when (s)he finds the perfect item or an incredible deal.

Oh, my GOD! Can you believe I found this Prada purse on the bargain table? I 'm having the ultimate shopping-gasm.

by Bill Bassett June 21, 2017

geezer shopping

An art form of sorts, mastered by older folks, wherein the full geriatric shopping experience, from shelves to check stand, is exceedingly slow and careful and therefore difficult for everyone around to tolerate without triggering impatience and duress.

Take a chill pill, dearie, I’m old - in case you haven’t noticed - and I have earned my right to get out into the world and do some geezer shopping!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 27, 2020

spot shopping

The intention of going to the store to buy one thing but you look for other things you may want.

I went spot shopping at Wal-Mart the other day and left the store with a cart full of junk.

by Shock Smoove October 23, 2010

scoping

looking at someone, thinking about how fit they are and thinking about being with them, checking them out basicaly.

oi man! who you scoping

OR

yo, she is scoping you man

by parka (cumin 2 ur radio soon) February 10, 2004

Showing your ass

To make a scene or a spectacle of yourself sometimes in an obnoxious or uncouth way.

The reason why I don't want to hang with you anymore cause you like showing your ass everywhere we go.

If you get drunk at the club and start showing your ass I'm gonna leave your ass there.

by Mackendeez June 11, 2018

outside-edge shopping

Buying food only from the outside edge of the supermarket, where the fresh produce, milk, juice, etc. are displayed, in order to minimize the purchase of packaged products and to maximize eating healthy

He: Your boyfriend's really into ecology these days!
She: Yeah, he's even into outside-edge shopping?
He: Meaning?
She: He only buys stuff that is displayed around the outside edge of the supermarket because he thinks it's ecologically less damaging than the rest of the stuff there -- and better for you.
He: Neat!

by ring-tailed roarer April 27, 2010

Rocket Shopping

To be in need of or in desire of an ace to be shown on the flop, turn, or river. Rocket Shopping may sometimes cause poker players to become oblivious to the other player's hands although other players may be Rocket Shopping as well

Jeff: I've got Ace high
Charlie: Ha! I knew you were rocket shopping! I've got two pair.

by SentryGunOnPlane August 15, 2010