shfintometer

–noun
an instrument used for measuring the amount of shfinterest in a given subject.

I am going to watch Surrogates. I'll rate it on my shfintometer.

by peedunky February 24, 2010

Shmink

A word yelled while a person punches off a car mirror

Damn my nigga you straight "shminked" that mirror off

by Brodie 030 February 27, 2018

shminutes

Like Shmoney, Shminutes is defined as underhand or time for secret activities. A combination of shhhh and minutes.

We only got 15 shminutes so get the job done!

by Shhhhminutes January 12, 2021

Shmingus

The compliment to Shmungus

My shmingussy is throbbing.

by Shminguy September 25, 2023

shint

The combination of shit and lint that collects in a mans ass crack (usually hairy) after a particularly stressful, physically exherting, or otherwise harrowing day. (Could also be the result of wearing new underwear for the first time that shed alot of lint)
Typically, shint is removed in the shower, and its discovery is usually accompanied by a vocalization of disgust by the victim.

After wearing a new pair of underwear on a particularly hot day, Tony – while showering – discovered a mass of shint tangled in his ass hair, and removed it with a noise of disapproval.

by Johnboy75 April 28, 2008

Shminky

A rather small penis, around 3 inches or less, while erect. Small and pathetic

"My Shminky may be small but glistens in the moonlight and rises in the full moon. "

by Fading Boner July 11, 2019

shmingle

slang - A person who is single but is on the lookout for a new boyfriend/girlfriend by mingling.

Person 1: "so are you in a relationship?"
Person 2: "nope, i'm shmingle"

by T & T February 14, 2007