shlonker faced

getting really drunk and out of control

H: I'm not sure I remember everything that happened last night...I'm pretty sure things got a little crazy, yes?

W: Yeah, you were totally shlonker faced

by eastside_girl0649 September 12, 2012

Shlorkey

A word with no meaning used to confuse people.

Your hair is really shlorkey today. (Or) Stop it with your shlorkery.

by Shlorkey guy May 22, 2020

shlonkerburg

To fart really loud and vomit right after.

“Holy shadonkler bob! I pulled a shlonkerburg!”

by that_nice_writer January 18, 2021

shlonkerburg

To fart really loud and vomit right after.

“Holy mackafoodle! I pulled a shlonkerburg,get me some napkins Bob!”

by that_nice_writer January 18, 2021

Shlonkers

When a oversized or overly large appearing pair of footwear such gym shoes are clearly bigger than the wearer’s feet but still fit the wearers feet.

Bro pulled up wearing them Amazon shlonkers to school in his shorts with them skinny ass ankles exposed. My boi lookin like a tictac with shaq’s shoes.

by Mr.KrabbzKachow July 24, 2024

Lankey shlankey

Lankey shlankey is a more family friendly term to describe a massive fucking penis, it can be used while there is a small kid around who won't know what it means

person 1 - that's a lankey shlankey ya got there
persons 2 - why thank you
Kid - What?

by Koffash and YouTube October 29, 2020

Donkey Slonkey

When you're fucking someone from behind, and you hug them around their stomach so tightly that they make donkey sounds.

I gave your mom a Donkey Slonkey last night. Bitch.

by MegaYote September 1, 2021