shlongify

the act of trying to make your penis longer through the use of a prosthetic penis enlarger

steve: duude you'll never guess what i saw someone doing at your party last night

dave: what man what!?

steve: i saw this guy trying to shlongify!

dave: no way dude!

steve yes way dude.

dave: duuude.

by oLi1357902648 April 21, 2009

Strava Schlonging

Using the GPS workout tracking in your Strava app to create huge dick and ball workouts on the map

I could of just gone for a run, but no, I decided to go Strava Schlonging. I may have pulled a muscle.

by WASOC master September 2, 2021

shwanginism

a form of government that mandates all citizens to engage in scatology amongst their peers on a daily basis.

Shwang: You, the people, are hereby mandated to scat fuck on a daily basis.
RJ: Sweeeeeettt I love shit. Shwanginism is awesome.

by Shwangerrrrr April 22, 2009

Shlogging

Alternate verb that can replace any other verb as long as the subject is Jewish.

Guy 1: "I heard there was a bunch of shlogging going on last night at the Jewish fraternity."
Guy 2: "I know - it's what happens when all of the shlogga's gather together: Massive shlogging.

by fat pat91 December 9, 2008

Sponginity

The act of losing your SpongeBob virginty by watching it for the first time.

" I watched my first episode today it was a great time to lose my sponginity ".

by Thatoneguy1401 August 14, 2017

Shlogging

Shlogging is when a male uses his lower testicle to tickle the clitoris of a female.If the shlog has been done correctly the female will have an orgasm mere seconds later.

"Yo I shlogging last night with my girl"

by Large Hairy Johnson May 27, 2019

Shlonginator

The biggest of all penis. The mega dong. If you have this you are a god among men.

Joe *dang his pants are bulging he must have a shlonginator*

by DontBeAPedophile May 6, 2020