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Shitfuck

A verb in the english language which typically means that something has gone very wrong. Only if the correct phrase is uttered in such a moment of terror or frustration can it be a true shitfucking
Trainee *sneezes in John's face*
Trainee: "SHIT! FUCK!! I AM SOOOO SORRY, JOHN!"
John: "shitfuck is right! Jesus, you shitfucked all over me! I'm getting out of here before i get shitfucked again, see you later my shitfucking friend."
by Wypipo whisperer August 10, 2020
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ALLIGATOR SHITFUCK

A sexual position involving a modification of the traditional alligator fuckhouse, considering an adaptation of the close missionary position and rolling down a hill without pulling out or slipping into the wrong oriface
Curls detailing an alligator shitfuck 'A voyage too far, to the ends of the earth, or Mayo', detailing a previous experience of sexual experimentation
by Raysdamanlovr May 14, 2009
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shitfucked

Another term for shitfaced, usually when one is under the influence of both alcohol and marijuana.
"Goddddd, I'm sooooo shitfucked!"
by CGO February 5, 2008
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shitflicking

To browse through your phone looking at endless and meaningless shit. An activity which is both mind numbing and time consuming.
'Why are you laughing at your phone? What are you looking at?' 'Oh nothing, just shitflicking.'
by JP&AKB June 17, 2018
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shitclicker

A person who text messages and/or plays video games on their PDA or phone while using a public washroom.
While sitting in a stall at McDonald's, my defecating silence was broken when I was joined by another entering the cubicle next to me. To my disappointment, this one was a shitclicker. The peace was broken only by his periodic giggle or the incipit clicking of the tiny keys on his Blackberry.
by DoctorWatson July 30, 2007
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Shitfucked

When someone is in a lot of trouble.
"The doctors say he has 1 in a million chance of survival. That guy is totally shitfucked."
by tho3m December 30, 2009
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Shitdicker

A word used to describe douchiness mixed with gayness
You see that guy?
Yeah, he's such a shitdicker
by DerpDeDurr October 17, 2009
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