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Shiteye

A term used to define how anyone feels after a great night out. Brought on by too much alcohol, crazy mad dancing, not enough food and a very, very late night. The person will feel nauseous, have very dry, bloodshot eyes and only really be able to crawl for the first 2 hours. Walking gradually builds from Chimp, through Neanderthal to upright over 4-5 hours.

To remedy, complete the following:
Make a strong cup of tea, large Bacon sandwich, drink lots of water, take 2 paracetamol every 4 hours for the entire day and always return to bed when possible.
The morning after the Wedding, while sitting in the garden of the hotel many friends commented on one individuals use of Sunglasses. Having peeled them from his face it was clear to see that he was suffering from major Shiteye.
by Lord_Gammon_Dagger August 16, 2012
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Shitsney

What you call Disney if you hate it
DISNEY IS MORE LIKE SHITSNEY IT SUCKS ASS AND I HATE EVERYTHING DISNEY GOD DAMMIT FUCK YOU DISNEY
by J Slasher August 1, 2017
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shitness

Aw, you shitness!
by ryanle3 November 11, 2009
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shiney

Meimei, sleep on it tonight and tomorrow it will be shiney, you'll see
by browncoat annie October 10, 2005
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shiney bear

Its when you break a dudes nut sack in between two night lights.
Shit did you see bob in the hospital. Somebody shiney beared him.
by whitest nizzle fur rizzle September 18, 2016
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shirney

A beautiful girl with unpredictable personality but when u know her she is quite hard to handle. She had faith in her boyfriend and she's also kind. She is short yet look cute. She has a white skin with korean looking girl. She's attractive and charming. The one who get her is damn lucky
Damn it! Shirney is so cute
by Sunghaaaaa December 27, 2017
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Shitnesia

The condition where a person cannot recall whether or not they’ve taken a dump on a particular day.
I went to the bathroom to drop a duece after lunch and I couldn’t remember if I had gone in the morning or not. I must be suffering from Shitnesia.
by Goosey Goose July 17, 2020
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