Where you shit in your pants, but squatted over someone else's face, and then you lower yourself down so that the poo lies gently on their face, but still inside your pants.
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a very awkward girl. very shy at first but crazy around friends when she gets used to them. usually given the name by a 11 year old boy named charlie or Raleigh.
shirelonka: hey
charlie: hey you look like a shirelonka
shirelonka: you look like charlie
*goes the rest of camp calling each other that*
charlie: hey you look like a shirelonka
shirelonka: you look like charlie
*goes the rest of camp calling each other that*
by shirelonka :) March 9, 2021
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He works to solve global warming and issues around capitalism by dictating how all people behave and interact.
When he is bored, he spends time swimming in Shimmy beach, and spending time with the most powerful being in the universe.
He works to solve global warming and issues around capitalism by dictating how all people behave and interact.
When he is bored, he spends time swimming in Shimmy beach, and spending time with the most powerful being in the universe.
by themashiara November 23, 2021
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He works to solve global warming and issues around capitalism by dictating how all people behave and interact.
When he is bored, he spends time swimming in Shimmy beach, and spending time with the most powerful being in the universe.
He works to solve global warming and issues around capitalism by dictating how all people behave and interact.
When he is bored, he spends time swimming in Shimmy beach, and spending time with the most powerful being in the universe.
by themashiara November 23, 2021
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He works to solve global warming and issues around capitalism by dictating how all people behave and interact.
When he is bored, he spends time swimming in Shimmy beach, and spending time with the most powerful being in the universe.
He works to solve global warming and issues around capitalism by dictating how all people behave and interact.
When he is bored, he spends time swimming in Shimmy beach, and spending time with the most powerful being in the universe.
by themashiara November 23, 2021
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angela: hey what’s up my queen
anya: i’m happy but i’m feeling a little down rn (bc i saw ur ugly face). guess i’m a little shadmelon ☹️
angela: idk what that means, but seeing u upset makes me plain sad. here let me punch myself in the face bc i am so fumb. now i’m happy too!! i guess i’m shadmelon ☺️
anya: attababygorl😟😏😏
anya: i’m happy but i’m feeling a little down rn (bc i saw ur ugly face). guess i’m a little shadmelon ☹️
angela: idk what that means, but seeing u upset makes me plain sad. here let me punch myself in the face bc i am so fumb. now i’m happy too!! i guess i’m shadmelon ☺️
anya: attababygorl😟😏😏
by shadmelon27 March 29, 2022
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