shitpee

The act of shitting, and peeing yourself at the same time. This is often done in response to a disturbing image or comment.

After I saw that filthy selfie of that emo girl and i shitpeed

by MickyG-ASHATTACK May 3, 2011

Shitsperience

A really horrible experience that is by no means good in any way shape or form.

May also be referred to in a sexual manner when someone engages in anal sex and shit literally ends up coming out unexpectedly either on the penis, toy etc...

Person 1: I just lost my job dude.
Person 2: Ouch, I'm sorry. I've never had that kind of shitsperience.

Sally: I let my boyfriend do it in my ass last night, and oh my god... it was a total shitsperience. There was shit all over his dick.

by Perry Platypus June 24, 2011

shitpeas

A variant of the word bullshit. Usually used within a cough.

Management have agreed to look into increasing the training budget.

*cough*SHITPEAS!*cough*

by Larry Shitpeas March 1, 2013

shitopedia

Full of shit

Mike is shitopedia

by Niki_P6 January 30, 2019

shitpee

substitution for the word "Shupti" (which means that shes fucking hot)

omg shitpee is here. her real name is shupti though. SHes so pretty

by JaweedYES April 6, 2021

Shitile

This is a reptile made completely out of shit.

This shitile stinks.

by bluntman and chronic cam June 20, 2006

shitpie

n. An expletive used to denote an intolerable or absurd situation. From the film "Drowning Mona," in which a character tells Bette Midler, "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade." Her classic response is: "Well, what if life gives you a pile of shit? What do you make with that? Huh? Shit PIE?"

"My kid's flunking Algebra for the third time? Well, Shit PIE!" (May be one word as well, i.e., "shitpie," but two words allows for superior written emphasis)

by Moe hisownself April 8, 2007