Shitfuck

1. The remaining Shit on the end of a faggot's dick.
2. A clueless fucking idiot that more than likely takes it up the ass.

1. There's more talent in an Andy Dick Shitfuck than in an entire Carrot Top.

2. Melvin: Hey there boy-o did ya catch The Joe Schmoe finale?
Elmo: Is that the show about that Shitfuck who is being set up? Naw!

by rodney kipps June 12, 2011

Shitcunt

The Word shitcunt describes the worst kind of person, a dickhead, a cunt, a shit head, a twat, a prick, a pedo all these combined to create the shitcunt.

You see that Shaun Dennis over there, he is such a fucking shitcunt

by ahhyeahWakeupyeah December 16, 2010

shitfuse

1. (n.) The capacity of a person to handle or absorb aggravation, i.e. "shit." The implication is that when the "shitfuse" runs out, that will be when the proverbial shit hits the fan.

2. (v.) To become strongly adhered to a sitting surface, usually due to extreme laziness.

I'm going to go shitfuse myself to the couch and watch anime until Mom comes home and starts that whole "now that you're 37 I really think you should start looking for a job" bullshit again. Man, that's really starting to burn down my shitfuse.

by Jett February 7, 2005

shitcunt

The most sarcastic, abusive, shitty cunt there is, globally recognised for his or her cuntishness.

That mph, what a complete shitcunt

by Fade_and_Die May 23, 2006

Shitfucked

1. When someone fucks you over big fucking time in any kind of everyday life situation.

2. The action of being fucked in whichever hole a living organism possesses with actual shit. This practice may be facilitated by freezing the shit and putting a wooden stick into it before the actual act.

1.1. "this douchebag just cut me off in the curve and I ended up in the ditch and left. He shitfucked me.
1.2. "Fag just took the last icecubes and didnt even fill it back up and now I need 3 cokes and 7 ice teas, fuckin asshole shitfucked me."

2. -"dude my fuckin cat kept on peeing everywhere so I shitfucked him with a frozen piece of shit in which I had stuck a piece of wood to make it look like a popsicle! I'm so gangsta!"
-"dude you're sick don't talk to me again."

by N3vermind March 18, 2009

shitfucker

Like calling someone a fucker(derogatory) but even worse. Instead of fucking normal things, they fuck shit.

Person 1: Dude, what a fucker.
Person 2: No. What a shitfucker.
Person 1: Ooooh. That was harsh.

by dana008 April 25, 2006

Shitcunt

A person who makes a bad situation worse.

"Donger started complaining about the food, although it was all there was, seeing as they were shipwrecked, what a shitcunt!"

by THE original Cunty November 6, 2013