shitfaced tired

When you are so tired that you act as if you are drunk and sometimes don't remember what you said or did the next morning

jill: thanks for walking me home last night, and all the sweet things you said to me

john: We hung out last night? Damn, i'm sorry. I must have been shitfaced tired

by loki219 October 13, 2010

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Shitfaced Monster

Cookie Monster's alter ego every night.

Shitfaced Monster is the alter ego of Cookie Monster.

by cracker1234567890 June 10, 2011

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Shituated

The result of being comfortable enough on the toilet to start/continue taking a shit.

After wiping the seat, and with no one else in the public bathroom, I finally got shituated on the toilet.

by TheFiend138 September 1, 2014

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Shitfaithed

When you're so drunk, puking everywhere, you find yourself praying to God to help you survive.

DEAR LAWD JESUS I'm so shitfaithed right now..PLEASE help me!

by CyFi June 7, 2015

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Shitsaster

A moranic disaster, shitty disaster, or a disaster involving shit.

Just when I thought this couldn't get worse, you just had to make this into a shitsaster.

Man... I shouldn't have ate all those wings and drunk all that coffee. That was a recipe for shitsaster waiting to happen.

by Tinygreendot June 24, 2016

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