Mate, my new high score on ShitBreaker is 28,160! It took me three sessions to rack up that many points.
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Get the shitbag corporation mug.1. (n) An annoyingly narcissistic person/persons who thinks they are the best at everything.
Tyler County shitbags can't hold a job and usually have no money. They will gladly tell you this, because according to them, it is most likely your duty to pay their bills.
The only way to combat a Tyler County shitbag during a social outting if you are unfortunate enough to encounter one, is to try and talk over them. This should be done with caution and is not recommended for socially inexperienced or inept people. The act of being louder than a Tyler County shitbag by itself can leave one gasping for breath and hoarse. This action will also be met with extreme prejudice by the shitbag, as well as by your peers at your social gathering, as you are now the loudest one in the room, bar none; expect the locals to have blocked out the Tyler County shitbag and commonly be immune to his lies and unbelievably thick bullshit.
2. (n) a Cory.
Tyler County shitbags are commonly refered to as Cory's by life long Tyler County residents.
Tyler County shitbags can't hold a job and usually have no money. They will gladly tell you this, because according to them, it is most likely your duty to pay their bills.
The only way to combat a Tyler County shitbag during a social outting if you are unfortunate enough to encounter one, is to try and talk over them. This should be done with caution and is not recommended for socially inexperienced or inept people. The act of being louder than a Tyler County shitbag by itself can leave one gasping for breath and hoarse. This action will also be met with extreme prejudice by the shitbag, as well as by your peers at your social gathering, as you are now the loudest one in the room, bar none; expect the locals to have blocked out the Tyler County shitbag and commonly be immune to his lies and unbelievably thick bullshit.
2. (n) a Cory.
Tyler County shitbags are commonly refered to as Cory's by life long Tyler County residents.
Overheard from a Tyler County shitbag:
"The stupid fucks at Guiness Records know all about me man! They just hate that I keep better records of shit than they do. Biggest reason really is that they don't want to pay their publisher to put out an entirely new book, so they just keep hating on this Cory."
"The stupid fucks at Guiness Records know all about me man! They just hate that I keep better records of shit than they do. Biggest reason really is that they don't want to pay their publisher to put out an entirely new book, so they just keep hating on this Cory."
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Huang just had morning sex with his wife in Hiroshima in 1945, and felt like a jolly good stroll. While petting a puppy and eating cotton candy, he looked up and saw a strange object hurtling towards him. He realized those crazy fliers about a giant bomb might be true and thought to himself "shitburgers and dick cheese," at least I got laid.
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If a wasp suddenly buzzes past you, you may be suddenly terrified and shit a brick.
If you're watching a horror movie and something scary happens, you may scream and "Shit a brick"
If you visit the website shitbrix.com and you find something creepy in the pic, you may go "Holy SHITBRIX!!!!"
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If you visit the website shitbrix.com and you find something creepy in the pic, you may go "Holy SHITBRIX!!!!"
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