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shituation

-"we got a shituation here"
-"why what happend"
-"someone cloged the toilet"
by nikolam October 3, 2008
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Hot Shitato

A spinoff of hot potato, when two guys stand with their assholes “connected”, one person shits into the other’s ass, the other guy shits into his ass. They proceed to shit back and forth, whoever has it when the music stops has to give the other a HJ. This is also an Olympic sport
Jake and Tony played hot shitato to seduce eachother before sex
by kugensack July 18, 2009
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shituation

"Fuck! My boyfriend just found out that i am cheating on him!!!"

"Wow, that is a big shituation..."
by whichmonaneyy January 11, 2009
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Shituation

How Sean Connery pronounces the word 'situation'.
"What'sh the shituation, M?
by Tony Z May 3, 2008
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shitathalon

An event in which someone or thing takes a shit which lasts for so long
that it should be placed in the guiness book of records. Fortunately, this
event is rare and an extremety. A typical shitathalon lasts for upto 2
and a half hours and expelling over a kg (2.2 lbs) of shit. Health experts
recommend that prior to an expected shitathalon, one should ensure
that there is adaquete ventilaton in the shitting facillity as one may suffer
extreme headaches and or nausea due to the shithouse smell. Post shitathalon,
you may expect to feel like you've lost 10 kg in 2 hours.

Basically a really long shitting experience
person 1: wheres person 3, he said he had to go to the toilet an hour ago, whered he go?
person 2:i think he may of gone on a shitathalon
by coinroller May 22, 2007
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Shituation

-I'm sorry we can't hang this weekend
-I know, it really is a shituation!
by Moose@Duck December 10, 2009
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Shituation

A uncontrollable urge to have a bowel movement, usually the results from binging on alcohol and cajun and or fried foods, most likely accuring in a public place. Symptoms include sweating, anal fire, liquid diahrea,goose bumps, chills and complete panic.
"I gotta find a Restroom Now... Im about to have a shituation!!!!!!"
When the urge to have a bowel movement is so great that a person has no concern of where this movement takes place or who hears, usually the shituation happens before their cheeks touch the toilet seat, basically the moment the cheeks feels air the shituation happens. Followed by a sigh of relief.
by CrissettaKeenBird March 12, 2013
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