Shit-Faced

Too drunk to move or talk.

Yo dis bitch is shit-faced let's get outta hea bfo she try ta pull a exorsist on us.

by Da PACMAN September 16, 2005

shit face

the state of being so fucking ugly, no one looks at you and you break your bathroom mirror every time you look into it

Johnathan's mirror broke while brushing his hair because he is a shit face

by Gobama! December 30, 2008

shit faced

The point of intoxication where you pass out while taking a shit and end up vomiting in your underwear.

Scroggins, got so fucked up last night; he was completely shit faced.

by Charlie Brizown February 14, 2007

shit-faced

Fucked up cuz u soo drunk

Damn u lookin shit-faced b

by D Money April 1, 2003

shit-faced

AkA "Hammed" Or Jason Jones on a typical saturday.

Yo did you guys see jason last saturday, he was hammed out. Shit Faced!

by JonnyC March 7, 2005

shit face

A subject with an indescriminate amount of faeces on their face.

'Dude, I totally steamed that mother fucker'
'Shit Face ain't even the word for it'
'Word bitch'
SF to JJB

by Sam Faulkner and Jonny Bell May 30, 2006

shit-faced

a term for saying someone looks like there on drugs. They can also look like they have been shut down by the uglyest girl in school. Often used by fathers who just sit around the house and drink beer.

You look pretty shit faced this morning, must have been the crack.

by Anonymous March 5, 2003