Shitlocks

The dreaded ass hairs after taking a wicked shit.

My shit came out so hard and dry it gave my asshair shitlocks.

by snife83 October 19, 2015

shitlock

when your shit gets lock in your asshole

i tried to shit and my shit wouldnt come out so i experienced shitlock

by zavien dewitt October 25, 2016

Shitlocks

Poorly braided dreadlocks that look awful.

Man, did you see his dreadlocks? Moar liek shitlocks, amirite?

by RoundenBrown October 18, 2018

shitlock

An awful glitch in Super Metroid that happens when you hold X while entering a hatch.

It constantly charges in the cutscene, but when fired it appears uncharged.

"Emulator users have the most problems with shitlocking."

by anonymous April 14, 2021