Shat

to be defecated upon, Old English Style

"Wherefore art thou good maid? I seemed to have shat myself on this oh, so dreary of days, and now require to be bathed, once again my good servant."

by Rebecca and Carol July 13, 2003

shat

Past tense of shit. To defecate, poop, crap, etc. Some consider it poor language/grammar. Other past-tenses for shit: shit, shitted.

Capcom took the Megaman X Series' storyline and shat all over it and rubbed it around.

by RandomGuy April 17, 2004

shat

used in the pats tense form of shit.
also used to sound funny like a british sac-slapper

Excuse me mother, there is no need for alarm, but i do believe i have shat myself.

by nate May 17, 2004

shat

Nickname for Star Trek and T.J. Hooker star William Shatner.

Hey, can we get another box for Shat to stand on? His hairpiece is barely in the shot!

by bathyscaph July 22, 2004

Shat

The pastense of s--t.

My brother shat then wiped himself with my cell phone

by Brodey Moran January 11, 2008

shat

Old English past tense of shit

Your brains were shat from a monkeys ass

by Spook March 9, 2004

shat

past tense of shit

Timmy: mom i just shat on my pants 😭😭🤢🤮🤮
Timmy's mom: WTF I'M TAKING YOU TO THE ADOPTION CENTER GET IN THE CAR

by AnyaForger May 8, 2022