Shambulatory

Adjective -- Moving in a manner commonly associated with zombies.

Ever since I read "World War Z", I've had nightmares of the shambulatory dead.

by ddorfjt October 1, 2009

Simulated annealing

algorithm consisting of a molecular dynamics simulation with gradually decreasing temperature

In order to find the lowest energy of the molecule, I used a simulated annealing calculation.

by CompChem311 April 25, 2010

Shambate

When you can't find any lubricants/lotion to masturbate with, so you do it with shampoo. The next day you will discover your penis skin peeling off. Don't worry, once it's gone there is a fresh layer of skin underneath.

Jimmy came home from school, only to find that the previous day's pleasurable moment was not worth it. Not worth it at all. Jimmy had shambated.

by cloudfart November 24, 2014

shamblation

Complete and utter state of fucked up confusion commonly induced from drinking fireball whiskey paired with excessive sun and water sports.

Our boating trip ending in shamblations

Shamblation Cove, Lake Meade Nevada

by Millertime_1985 August 18, 2016

shacolate

When your in a good mood

Today im Shacolate

by Shacolate May 20, 2016

simulated blumpkin

A solo version of a blumpkin usually performed by jerkin it while taking a dump. It is usually performed by a Cringelord to the memory of some unrequited love. If the performer is short a couple ribs, either through surgical means or birth defect, may also be done full-simulation style.

Person A: Hey man, where did Cringelord go? he isn't bothering your friend again is he? I mean he's been after her so long when she's made it clear she just isn't that into him.

Person B: Nah, he just went to take a dump.

Person A: Oh, so he's doing a simulated blumpkin?

Person B: Yup...

by evilleppy June 13, 2020

Stimulate Your Senses

How it feels to chew 5 gum.

The ad says this brand of gum will stimulate your senses.

by Names Aren’t Important February 6, 2022