severin

A true mememaster, as seen from VGE

guy: I have an IQ of 160

girl: Why the fuck you lyin' why you always lyin'
guy: Wow, you're such a severin

by squiggo June 14, 2017

severalteen

A number greater than 12 but less than 20 without an exact count.

ie Eric-"Jenny, how many sexual partners have you had before me?"
Jenny-"Uhhh.... umm....seee... sev... severalteen."

by Noteric Thedead March 23, 2008

Severn

A very perfect guy who is boyfriend and husband material and if you're dating them you're so lucky. They can be a little sassy sometimes but it works out in the end. They're perfect in every way and people are even lucky to be friends with them.

Girl #1: Oh my god did you see Severn? He's to die for...

Girl #2: I know! He's perfect in every way.

Girl #3: Back off bitches he's mine.

by MadisonnPaigee May 21, 2017

Severna Park

A great place to be, but actually NOT the home of the greatest community college in the nation. Anne Arundel Community College has 3 locations that I'm aware of, one in Arnold, one in Glen Burnie, and one in Hanover next to the Arundel Mills mall....

Man some people are really stupid to confuse Severna Park with Arnold. An SP resident would want to take credit for AACC... until they actually have to attend.

by Lauren G F April 11, 2008

Severyn

A loving but monsterous person.

Severyn is a loving person, but at a moments notice can become a monster.

by Dernise May 1, 2009

Severna Park

A poor man's Laguna Beach. It's a pretty nice place to live; a nice family town on a really nice river. It's an all-white, preppy, conservative haven. Michael Jordan almost moved there. Pat Sajak does. The Bawltimer Ravens owner lives here and graduated from SPHS. That brings up the worst thing about SP - It's a suburb of Bawltimer.

So, unfortunately for the kids that grow up there, even though they think it's the hottest place ever, it's far, far from being the ultimate rich white la-la-land that they would have you believe. To say that it pales in comparison to Beverly Hills, Laguna Beach, Highland Park (Dallas), Greenwich, Westchester, etc. is a gross understatement.

But, hey, if you've been sentenced to life in Bawltimer, then Severna Park is the best place to be. Sorry, but Bawltimer County is WAY too Jewish. ;)

Hott pretty blonde girl from SP - "Like, I totally live in the kitschyest place in the world"

Me - "No way, I'm from Beverly Hills too"

Hott preppy blonde girl from SP - "Umm, no sorry, but I was like talking about Severna Park?"

Me - "Has anyone ever told you that you'd look absolutely amazing on camera?"

by Rick Salomon September 20, 2005

severna park

this is just in response to the person who stated that Anne Arundel Community College is in SP. I'm sorry friend but you obviously don't know your surrondings very well because the college is down College Parkway... in ARNOLD. Although everything was acurate about the Park, I just wanted to clear that up because well you make the rest of us parkies look stupid because you can't distinguish SP from Arnold.

ps. Severna Park is full of rich kids, great athletes, moms who drive SUVs and go tanning daily, great small businesses, skaters, druggies, dorks, and snobs. You name it we got it. But mostly we stand out with our popped collars, bmw's, and kids spending mommy and daddy's money. I'm not a fan, but I've lived here my whole life. Can't diss a place unless you've lived here, so all y'all from other schools have nothing to say, cuz you're not stuck here!!

get up, practice a sport, shower, pop that collar, and hop on your boat for a day of wakeboarding and tanning ... welcome to severna park life

by greeneyes87 August 31, 2008