Servando

if you know a servando or are a servando then you are a hella lucky person, he is the sweetest, cutest, bestest guy ever. known for his warm lips and adorable eyes. Passionate and loving, although at times is known for being a jerk.
one of the most beloved people on the face of the Earth.

hey is your boyfriend nice to you?
ofcourse, he is Servando.
Garcia.

by Nowalia March 2, 2011

servan

The name of a warrior ! A brave fighter who fights against his biggest challenges.

I want to be a servan

I am a servan !

by Shervan September 16, 2017

Dirty Servantez

The act of raping someone with a wrestling shoe, while wearing headgear and choking them with a singlet. More socially acceptable with gingers.

Or

Reaching up a persons anal cavity, scooping out fesies, and using to it to draw a mustash on the person, who then licks it off.

OMG you just gave Jill the Dirty Servantez!

by Minn69 January 23, 2011

Angry Serpant

When a girl is giving a guy upside down head off the edge of a bed and right before he finishes, he pulls his dick out of her mouth and proceeds to hit her in the face with his spurting love muscle. Used as a sword-like stabbing motion.

Grayson gave me an Angry Serpant last night! I'm blind in my left eye now!

by ThomasTheTrainEngine January 12, 2010

the servando special

another term for midnight masturbation

Guy 1: oh hey guys come right in
Guy 2 :Hey so are we going to go bowling or what?
Guy 1: yeah just let me finish up my the servando special first

by jdimndtrcks December 22, 2010

Servature

The abstract noun form of the action of getting served. Derived from the interjection "you got served!", to be used in taunting one who has been outshined, proven wrong, embarrassed, overcome, or shown to exhibit a general deficiency of mojo, acumen, and/or masterfulness.

Fred: "Your mom is so slutty, she's completely lost her gag reflex!"
Steve: "Your mom...wait, what?"
Fred: "Steve, I think you just got served."
Bob: "Tough break, Steve. Fred, that was some quality servature right there!"

by Definitive Doom November 15, 2004

serventbate

Instead of being the master, & masturbatating on your own, you have someone else do it for you..

Horny person: Honey, can you serventbate my genitals? We can take turns??

Other person watching tv: Well, alright, theres nothing else on tv.

(used person instead of gender & genitals instead or dick/vagina, cause this applies to all relationships:)

by dude, wheres your car? July 7, 2010