As you are having sex from behind with your pants on, Your are balls deep in your baby's mama. Near climax, undo your belt and toss it around in her mouth like a bridal. Slap her ass and say "Giddie up" until she walks out and never calls you again.
John Frist: I finally gave Merlen's mom the Equestrian.
J lo: Wow how was it.
John Frist: it was Ok but I kinda want her to call me back but i finally got the balls to call her back and she said neh.
J lo: Wow how was it.
John Frist: it was Ok but I kinda want her to call me back but i finally got the balls to call her back and she said neh.
by Clayton Larmie July 3, 2006
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Equestrian is like a woman masterbating. They hold it while the dildos vibration does all the work. Also it can be compared to a slave owner. The slaves do all the work but the owner takes all the credit.
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When someone drones on and on about the same subject. It is another way of saying "beating a dead horse"
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Pete: You don't need one man. She is an equestrian, no need for a saddle.
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