Septic Tank of Awesomeness

Something that looks like shit (figuratively or literally), but is actually good. Named for the Hawthorn Hawks (AFL team) whose yellow and brown uniform makes them look like a septic tank of shit and piss, yet they are awesome despite the colour of their uniform.

Dane reckons the septic tank of awesomeness are gonna kick Geelong's arse tonight.

by munkychump April 4, 2013

septic edge

cutting edge = prehistoric
bleeding edge = so last season

septic edge = the future

to be so damn cool, innovative and "out there" that you've started to go off and smell a bit.

"oh Robin... that idea is so maaad cool, i dont think the world's ready for it. man, i'm in awe of you, you're like so, septic edge"

by emma wood April 7, 2008

Septic

Affectionate name used by Glasgow Rangers to call their city rivals Glasgow Celtic.

I see The Mighty Gers pumped Septic 3-0 at the weekend again!!

by bigbluenosebear April 11, 2011

septic death

Septic Death were an extremely fast thrashcore band from Boise, Idaho. The band was formed in the 80s by Brian "Pushead" Schroder who has his own label, Pusmort Records and has done art for bands such as The Misfits and Metallica. Their lyrical themes are usually about horror and mental anguish.

Septic Death released many albums and bootlegs and were featured on the international compilation, P.E.A.C.E. / War. They were also on another international compilation called Cleanse the Bacteria on the bands label, Pusmort Records.

by crustfan April 14, 2007

septicydus

Condition when your breath smells like a septic tank full of rotting, fermenting shit.

Damn Kyle! Brush your teeth, you have septicydus!

by TEK22 December 9, 2010

septic cunt

The filthiest of filthy, dirty diry ,diseased riddled slut..

1- Look there that bad slut from

2- Fuck it is too

1- Dont that bitch got fucken AIDS

2- Yeah bro amongst other things. She will do fucken anything bro for 20 bucks.
1- yuck , what a bad septic cunt.

by CrandyBizkit June 6, 2016

Septic Shocker

When you have anal sex bareback with a girl, then surprise her by pulling out and finishing in her mouth

"Why is Sally so mad at you today?"

"I gave her a septic shocker last night"

by SgtSyphilis July 26, 2017