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seminal valve

The tube located in a man or hermaphrodite's penis from which the white glory bursts forth, usually accompanied by grunting and or moaning sounds of pleasure.
Caleb prodded his seminal valve with a toothpick and exploded on it with his hot, sticky love juice.
by mandingo_smash July 22, 2014
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Semina

Semina is one of the prettiest people out there. She is like an angel sent by God. She is a kind, funny and smart girl. She is hardworking and always tries her best.
She always sees the good in people, but doesn't believe in second chances. If you need someone to talk to or to listen to, Semina is always there for you. Every room she enters lightens up by her presence.

Everyone wants to be her or be with her. For the people she puts her biggest smile on, but deep down she is hurting. She's been through a lot and has been hurt a lot, but she never gives up, even if it's not easy at times.
She's such a person, looking at her makes you feel happy :)
"What is a synonym for perfect?"
"Semina"
by someone.anonym February 6, 2023
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seminary

a class that mormon teenagers are obligated to take all four years of high school. Having fun is a rare occassion since the class takes place before school even starts. Sometimes you'll get lucky & get a cool teacher. Other years, you'll be border-line suicidal due to that teacher's pyschotic behavior.
Zack: "I hate seminary unless the teacher brought donuts."
Ciara: "Word."
by xavierisnotmyname August 24, 2010
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Seminarcolepsy

The disorder where you fall asleep within 30 minutes of a seminar, training session, presentation or conference. It is brought about by the inane user friendly rambling that presenters use to drag our what should be an informative yet short production into a day long affair of crappy powerpoint, moronic group activities and useless handout.
Sorry, could you send me the paper copy of the presentation. I cannot attend as I have Seminarcolepsy.
by sean liddle May 22, 2006
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seminars

From "semi" and "ars", hence any half-arsed discussion.
Monty: Hello Cuthbert, let's go spend peoples money on a pointless seminar to massage our own egos.
Cuthbert: Excellent idea, I'll bring the scones and Giles can make the tea.
by Easy Rider August 27, 2004
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semenar

When a score of people simultaneously perform acts of the fellative nature
"I totally skipped my freshman semenar today. Not feeling too good about that. Participation grade's worth 30%"
by ArgusSlayer March 18, 2009
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Seminal Reaction

The explosive reaction from over stimulation of common activities
This Digiorno pizza was so good I had a seminal reaction in my pants.
by NeoRage211 September 9, 2010
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