seatery

An object used to help you be seated; a wait list. Noun

The restaurant was so full, we had to sign the seatery and wait for our names to be called.

by Dustin Aguila January 17, 2009

two seater

Someone so obese, they take up two seats on an airplane, bus, or train. Bonus points if said person has to buy two tickets.

My flight to London sucked. I got stuck in a window seat for eight and a half hours next to a two seater.

by frank carter January 25, 2010

Sedative Challenge

A stupid party game in which player(s) take any kind of sedative drugs (Xanax, Clondine, Valium, etc), then attempt to stay awake while engaging in various other activities and games.

“Me and Avery did the sedative challenge at J’s party last night...we passed out in his bathtub and the nearby park, respectively.”

by Sherriffofspacetowne October 15, 2020

The Senate

Pope Benedict XVI aka Darth Sidious.

Pope Benedict XVI: I am the Senate

by Saitama 777 January 4, 2021

Heat seater

A sexual maneuver, mainly used for male masturbation, where the seat heater in a car is left on while jacking off to singe ones balls.

Billy felt nervous about attempting a heat seater in a public parking lot.

by Curufin July 19, 2014

Semate

A massive, long-winded expulsion of fluid. The slow evacuation of seminal fluid from the urethra of the penis during orgasm.

It took 5 minutes for Leddy to semate on Spence's face.

by Leddy and Spencie October 27, 2008

heat-seater

shitting yourself in a car without seat heaters

My ass was freezing, so I gave myself a heat-seater.

by bishpants April 21, 2009