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Caesarean section

A ritualistic birthing method practised almost universally among humans in the western hemisphere and most of Europe. Also known as a "c-section".

In a Caesarean section, the fetus is extracted through a large vertical incision usually going from the naval to the pubis mons. This method of birthing does not result in the usual birth-related stretching of the vagina, thus preserving what many hold to be a sacred orifice.
Dave's dating this cougar. He said she's had five kids, all without a Caesarean section. He swears you can tie her meat curtains in a knot.
by Captain Vimes October 14, 2011
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slut section

The bumpy part of a slutty female hair style, particularly among overly-tanned italian breed midgets.The higher the bump,the sluttier you will look.
Snooky : Bish how's my slut section?
High enough?

JWOW: The whole Jersey can see it.
by Alexstrazza December 17, 2013
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Comment Section Stupid

The worst kind of stupid. The special kind of stupid that makes you lose all hope for mankind.
by ChaseHimself April 18, 2015
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YouTube comments section

A cesspit of waste.

If the YT comments section isn't filled with stupid overused memes, it's full of unpleasant people who like to argue something outta nothing and then vigorously insult people for not sharing their opinion. It's either one or the other, so choose your poison I guess.
I love watching vsauce but my god are the Youtube comments section an utter mess to look at. Instead of being normal people and having real discussions, people just spam the comments with low-effort memes that pokes fun at the video in a meta way.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 18, 2021
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baritone section

The most energetic, drug fueled niggas in the band. We know how to have fun at football games and are really fucking good at doing shit right. We enjoy building retarted shit on our Minecraft realms. Were also on each others dicks most of the time leading to major bullying. Other than that we are fucking awesome.
Yo, there goes the best fucking section in the band, the fucking baritone section.

Aight we gonna build a giant cock.
by Ass eater 6000 September 26, 2019
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Section Eight

01: A U.S. Army discharge based on military assessment of psychological unfitness or character traits deemed undesirable.

02: Any soldier given such a discharge or behaving as if deserving such a discharge.

03: Any person that's considered: anti-social, mentally-ill, a wrong number, a lunatic, a madman, a unstabled personality, a unstabled creature or a deranged person.
Section eight as in what's going on in your head, not with you having Social and Rehabilitation Services paying the rent and et cetera, et cetera.
by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant November 8, 2004
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c-section

is a surgical procedure in which one or more incisions are made through a mother's abdomen (laparotomy) and uterus (hysterotomy) to deliver one or more babies, or, rarely, to remove a dead fetus.
she: I got twins.
He:Oh, so you'll get c-section.
by Tom.za November 14, 2011
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