scuss

an offensive term used to show aggression towards : alternative to fuck

Archie: Scuss you!
Dave: Scuss me ? Scuss fucking you mate!

by mushcunt December 12, 2017

scushie

When your vagina smells a tad bit fishy...a coochie that smells like sushi.

i went to the bathroom and it smelt a little scushie too me... should i be worried? or did i have hibachi?

by PescatarianEater November 11, 2019

Suscalap

A word that has no meaning but you can use to trick gullible friends into looking it up on urban dictionary.

Jessica: "can you believe Michaelfell for suscalap"

Brittany: "no I cant lmao"

by Jimmy John's pizza guy October 21, 2020

shusclues.cos

an amazing cosplayer who deserves the whole world, but makes too much piss jokes for their own good

“ayo did you see what shusclues.cos posted? it was pretty fucking amazing”

by pissyboy101 December 27, 2020

scunch

To plug your pooper in any way possible when a toilet is nowhere to be found, or in order to keep from shitting your pants in public. Mostly done by clenching with the buttocks and, in the event of a prairie dog, sitting on the heel of your foot in an attempt to shove it back up your bum.

Albert: "Man I really gotta poo."
Mick: "Scunch it, man. Scunch it like you mean it."
Albert:"I don't know if I can scunch it until we find a rest stop."
Mick: "Then sit on your heel."
Albert: "Thanks bro."

by Scunchmeister November 29, 2011

ba'scuse me

a ghetto way to inquire 'but excuse me sir/miss'

"is that for here or to go?"
"Ba'scuse me?!?! does it look like im gonna eat that whole motherfuckering bucket of chicken on my own?!?!"

real life experience at KFC...

by Rita Torcaso/Ben Gentile December 21, 2005

scuse

This word derived from SCUSE MEH. The reason that it became simply known as scuse is because angelo got to it and of course angeloed it. He angeloed it so hard as Scuse thinking it was funnier his way.

It is commonly used as an obnoxious, loud interjection compared to the proper more low key "excuse me"

1.(you are part of a courthouse audience and they are just abt to read a landmark jury verdict, you come back from the bathroomand pronounce loudly and firmly:) SCUSE.

2. You walk into a room where two ppl were just abt to make out: SCUSE

3.Walking out a crowded elevator: SCUSE

4. Barging through people in Times Square during New Years EVE: SCUSE

by Johnny Vague February 17, 2005