When inside a black hole, because of the gravity and time dilation, you can be fucking for forever and also not forever at the same time. Yet, when one looks in the black hole, one sees that you are either fucking for forever or fucking for not forever, not fucking for forever and also not forever at the same time. This poses the question of when exactly quantum superposition ends and reality collapses into one possibility or the other.
"Dude, did you see me jackhammering that chick in the black hole over there?"
"Were you jackhammering her forever and also not forever at the same time?"
"I'm not sure dude"
"Schrodingers Fuck-box bro! Nice!"
"Were you jackhammering her forever and also not forever at the same time?"
"I'm not sure dude"
"Schrodingers Fuck-box bro! Nice!"
by MC_ANDERSAUR November 18, 2014
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The saying or act of something the slightly scared the hell out of you but also excites your naughty bits
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Dude, Jackie gave me this sexy look after our date, and until she came upstairs to my room, I had a Schrödinger's Boner.
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This guy is hitting on me it’s such a schrödinger’s woman. I just know if I reject him I’ll suddenly be a fat b*^%# *heavy eye roll*
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