Scruffy Muffle

When a man with a scruffy beard puts his mouth in between another mans balls and blows while shaking his head side to side.

I gave my buddy a Scruffy Muffle and accidently gave him a wisker burn!

by The auto tech December 7, 2016

scruffy kinslow

Scruffy Kinslow is the best cat to ever have existed. He is fat, cute, cuddly, clingy, and a very good boy who loves beef jerky. He smells like saltine crackers. He was found on the side of a highway. He is an old man and a baby inside a fat cat's body.

Scruffy Kinslow is Kloee Kinslow's best friend.

by panlover December 10, 2023

Scruffy

i fat guinea pig that was chuked away into wheely bin and thrown into avid

Scruffy

by fjiejsdfusdfusfdiuhfsiufjsui February 27, 2022

scruffy

megan mccabe

megan mccabe is scruffy

by Hazel Gallagher November 8, 2019

Scruffy Murphy

Tee-bagging a hairy attorney.

Man, I gave Dave a Scruffy Murphy, and he loved it.

by Anharris May 23, 2017

Scruffy

(To be a) Scruffy.

An often anarcho-socialist person with dreadlocks, usually somewhat anti-capitalist.

They fight for nature, the climate and for freedom. Can be found in towns dominated by Anthroposophical farmers/schools/healthcare/people etc.
Not to be confused with hippies/treehuggers. Hippies are all about peace and love and free weed; Scruffys are all about individual freedom and mutual aid, protests tend to become more violent too as they do everything in their power to refuse and reject authorities.

Person A: look at that guy with the dreadlocks. Why’s he in a tree?
Person B: he’s probably a Scruffy trying to stop the workers from chopping it down, as a political statement.

by Copse May 15, 2021

Scruffied

To have a butter-lathered fern placed in a location that is inconvenient to you. Once the fern is placed in the location it is then defecated on.

Aaron is going to get scruffied next time I see him

by Zootyfooty January 3, 2025