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Illegal scrolling

When someone hands you their phone to show you a photo or text, and you swipe left/right or scroll up or down without permission to.
Dude, I gave Sammy my phone to show her that bitchy text from Alice and she totally started illegal scrolling.
by BaconPancakes February 8, 2015
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pussy scrumping

when one takes pussy without consent. (Also see rape)
Prisoner 1..What are you banged up for?
Prisoner2.. I got caught pussy scrumping, I got 6 years, its my 2nd time for rape
Prisoner 1.. You nasty prick, I'm going ass scrumping tonight, see you then
by mitch00uk April 11, 2015
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Scramming

When you're lazily scrolling through Instagram, you're scramming.

Scrolling + gramming = scramming
D: Whatcha doing?

B: Nothing really... just scrolling through Instagram.
D: Ah gotcha, you're just scramming.
by The Bambino624 October 27, 2019
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spromping

Half way between spooning and romping.

A slightly more sexual form of spooning, one that is perfectly acceptable to engage in with a close friend.

Spromping may include banterous groping or fondling but not romping explicitly.

Spromping with someone other than your girlfriend/boyfriend strictly falls outside the scope of cheating.
Kris: Hi babycakes, we're having a party tonight, want to come over?
Soph: Hi sweetcheeks, that's fab! Can I stay with you?
Kris: Yeh sure, let's have a spromp!
Soph: Ooo baby, I do love a good spromping!
Kris: lolcano!
by sprompaholic November 13, 2011
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Scooping Spoon Syndrome

Another term for menstrual cramps, or PMS.
This was created because this specific type of cramps leave most girls feeling like someone is scooping out their abdomen with an spoon.

Typically used as a code name among women to prevent men from knowing they are on their period.

Also called SS syndrome.
"I am suffering from severe SS syndrome today."

OR

"Scooping spoon syndrome is the WORST."
"Oh, you got it too?"
"Yeah."
by AB Banana August 16, 2008
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Mountain scraping

When wiping your ass after dropping a monster deuce, you graze the top of turd mountain with the back of your hand.
I got this knuckle fudge from an unfortunate mountain scraping incident.
by Jason Forrester May 17, 2021
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Douche-Scoping

In any modern warfare game (Ex. Medal of Honor, Call of Duty) in which a person aims a sniper before going into full view and firing making it a one-hit kill weapon in close range. Many people get pissed off by it, saying its unrealistic etc. So the the new word for quick scoping haters can call it douche-scoping.
Guy 1: Dude theres only one guy left, and he only has a sniper, I got this guy.
Guy 2 quickscopes.
Guy 1: WHAT THE FUCK YOU COCK SUCKING DOUCHE-SCOPING FAGGOT MOTHERFUCKER!!!!

Or

Guy 1 aims down his sniper sights.
Guy 2 sees guy 1 and tries to quickscope and misses, guy 1 kills guy 2 while aimind down the sights.
Guy 1: Hahaha, fucking douche-scoper.
by Fightagainstquickscopng November 1, 2010
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