scrolling

When used in the correct context scrolling can be considered quite sexual, especially amongst nerds. The act of scrolling involves basically performing any sex act imaginable. This allows nerds to have awkward conversations without being awkward at all.

"Hey baby wanna scroll up and down through some websites later?"
"Only if you push all my right buttons if you know what i'm saying...maybe even double click a little."
"Sounds great i'll bring the firewall, don't wanna catch any viruses."
"Guess we'll be scrolling all night long."

by Art M. Typal November 1, 2011

scrobing

When an animal such as a cat or dog licks it's genitalia.

Jonny, "Gus stop scrobing Digory."

by birdybirdbird June 10, 2009

scuffing the chimp

a term for male masturbation

"Not answering the phone...he must be scuffing the chimp"

by snoutliketrout January 5, 2010

Scrooging it up

Someone who is being unpleasant, miserable or un- cooperate on christmas or during the christmas season

'Oh come on dont be such a scrooge'
'I hate christmas'
'Have some christmas spirit'

'Dont be so miserable'
'Christmas is the worst holiday in the year'
'You're scrooging it up'

If a person is miserable throughout christmas with no valid reason they are 'Srooging it up'

by 37-10 December 26, 2009

meat scuffing

The method 'forgetting' the lubrication but going ahead and trying to force anal sex anyway.

"I wanna give my bird anal tonight but we are out of lube, guess I'm going to be meat scuffing again"

by Laguna1970 July 27, 2008

Thumb Scrolling

Thumb Scrolling is a means of controlling a smart phone using only ones thumb, on the hand they are holding the device in.

Thumb scrolling is they way in which a user of Secret Takeaways can use the app using only one hand, because all the key clicks are in reach of your thumb. The other-hand therefore is free to hold a slice of pizza, a cold beer, etc.

by Secret Moments March 10, 2022

Feed Scrolling Syndrome

When you've been scrolling through your social media feed for so long, u can't seem to stop scrolling.

William: *Scrolls through Instagram feed for an hour*
William: Help!!! Help!! I can't stop scrolling!!!!!!!
Chris: Damn it Will! Now you have Feed Scrolling Syndrome.

by Eagle Heart February 18, 2015