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Scroat Trout

A legendary and mythological fish who ascends from the depth of remote streams to clean and polish one's scrotal region with it's gentle nibbles. Preliminary reports suggest that this fish may also engage in the cleaning of the taint.
On the eve of my engagement, I summoned a scroat trout to cleanse and coif my testicles.
by mrcleanballs March 6, 2011
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milk scrotum

The convenient elastic mesh pouch in the rear of a SUV which holds a gallon container of milk.
I used to worry about milk spilling in my car every time I went around a corner and the gallon of milk tipped over. Now I just place it into the milk scrotum and never have to worry because it holds it tight and close to the body of the car.
by Sidney's natural resources April 30, 2019
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Elder Scrolls

Best. Game. Series. Ever. Hands down.
by 1337 sux October 1, 2006
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scrotum docker

When someone rubs their scrotum against a dock (mostly wooden ones), which boats tie up to. These are the most sick and twisted people you may ever come across. They will not stop scrotum docking! Not even if their scrotum looks like a sea urchin from having so many splinters in it!
( ex. 1 )

Cameron: ewww! look at that guy, why is he doing that to the dock?!

Jack: because he's a scrotum docker!

Cameron: if he gets a splinter there, wouldn't it hurt?

Jack: no, because his scrotum is very rough and tough skinned now from scrotum docking so much...

( ex. 2 )

Eddie: Is that a sea urchin connected to that guy?

Garrett: No, thats just a guy's scrotum after scrotum docking.
by bigc00n69 June 14, 2011
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Scrollers Knee

Scrollers Knee - The definition of the round red patches you find just above the knee caps after resting ones elbows on them whilst taking a shit but scrolling on a Smartphone or Tablet in the toilet.
"fackin hell Tommy, I cant walk straight, got right scrollers knee"

"i'm not surprised Jim, you were in the shitter for hours..."
by Abdullah3669 December 3, 2015
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Scrottom

A modification of scrotum to make it rhyme with bottom. Because it's more fun that way.
The scrottom and bottom are connected by the grundle.
by meowlnir June 29, 2016
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Scrotaint

The area of skin in between a person’s scrotum and taint.
Yo my scrotaint dripping purple ooze and mad itchy this morning.
by TheScrotaintKid August 2, 2020
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