Free Screws

When you disassemble an appliance or mechanical apparatus, then re-assemble it but have screws left over.
Said appliance/apparatus is however, in fact, fully functional.

Genius: Hey man, just finished installing my new CPU in my laptop the other day.
Concerned Friend: Really? How'd you go?
Genius: Got some free screws, but otherwise good.

by Dodoextinct June 29, 2009

Screwp

Pussy or girl

That screwp has a big screwp! I scrumped up that screwp!

by Kevin Stew September 25, 2003

screwsome

A couple (MF FF or MF) who regularly hook up with other people for three way sex.

He was lucky enough to find a screwsome that wanted to hook up every weekend.

by texdeepdrill February 4, 2007

Barks and Screws

It's a combination of bump and bruises & cuts and crapes.

Sarah hit the pavement so hard she's all Barks and Screws.

by Crazy "Barks and Screws" Sarah October 17, 2008

SCREWS

SCREWS (acrynonym): Scrub Caring, Really Epic Weekend Started

Why aren't you at work Mr. Spitzer?
SCREWS!

by GoingLikeSixty February 20, 2009

screwbs

the hair that is on or around you screlbow.

hay he has a hairy screlbow. maybe he should trim his screwbs!

by aggie86 January 21, 2010

Screws

A term usually used as an insult, meaning uncool, and is commonly refered to as a synonym for gay.
The opposite of nails.

Guy: That guy has nice abs.
Guy 2: WTF you're so screws.

by dinomoo March 1, 2011