Stranglewank

The act of dying by strangulation and masturbating (wanking) at the same time.

Invented and performed the first and last time by David Carradine of Kung-Fu/Kill Bill/Death Race 2000 fame.

David Carradine died during stranglewanking on the 3rd of June 2009.

RIP David.

by Janez June 6, 2009

Stranglesville

When a person or pet has pushed every button possible to get you angry enough that you would like to strangle them.

But instead of committing the actual crime of strangling someone or thing to death, you just threaten them with a trip to stranglesville.
But due to certain conditions or situations a trip to stranglesville may actually include a certain amount of strangulation.

Dude 1: Yo homie, I think my girl might be going behind my back!

Dude 2: Damn bro! If that's true I'd be taking her on a trip to stranglesville!

by TV2112 March 22, 2019

pumpum stranglers

thongs that are too tight so they strangle your pumpum.

I accidentally wore pumpum stranglers to work the other day and i could NOT wait to get home to take them off!

by BlackPanther415 March 16, 2009

toad strangler

An extremely heavy downpour of rain that can often lead to flash flooding.

That low-hanging Thunderhead Jenkins sure looks like it might produce a real toad strangler this afternoon, so keep your umbrella handy.

by Jim from Alabama January 6, 2009

Austin Strangler

Just before climax during a blowjob, the penis is withdrawn and the partner is force-fed a mouthful of chips and queso.

Betty wanted me to come in her mouth, but I gave her an Austin strangler instead.

by Alistair Cookie June 11, 2008

Scraggle

An individual that exudes entitlement but is undeniably scraggly. They typically do not understand the worth of second-hand goods, believing them to be worth more than they are out of convenience. In extreme cases, they may be deluded to a state of self importance and wiseacre. Often wear paint spattered or old clothes

Scraggle: Hey there bud! How much do you want to buy this used lawn mower for?
Normal Passerby: Oh, no thanks I'm good.
Scraggle: Whatdaya mean? Im tryin to give you a deal bud! This is a classic HR195! Bud, Im an expert at these and I've got a friend in Essex who tunes them!
Normal Passerby: Um, i dont have a lawn, sorry.
Scraggle: Tsch! You could just sell it to your friend Bud! Ive got these model ships painted with Rust-Oleum Deck sealant too. Yup, sold than sombich for $13.17 the other day. (sucks teeth) Yup.
Normal Passerby: Excuse me?
Scraggle: This kitty litter is barely use too bud! Just ignore the smaller chunks and its like new bud! My wife in the rascal will load a trash bag it in your car for 5 bucks!
Normal Person: Whoa, What! Um i gotta go...
Scraggle: Come on man what your problem? Shit is good shit! Pfttt, you don't know a good deal man. Hey! Bud! Ive got Nickleback T-shirts Bud!......

by big phoetus March 4, 2017

Taint Strangle

An ultimate fighting submission move that is highly effective where you press your thumb as hard as possible into the opponents taint until they submit. Best to use when in a tie up position of some kind.

I lost because he taint strangled me. There was nothing I could do, I want to have children some day.

by Brandon T. P. October 1, 2008