1 definition by big phoetus
An individual that exudes entitlement but is undeniably scraggly. They typically do not understand the worth of second-hand goods, believing them to be worth more than they are out of convenience. In extreme cases, they may be deluded to a state of self importance and wiseacre. Often wear paint spattered or old clothes
Scraggle: Hey there bud! How much do you want to buy this used lawn mower for?
Normal Passerby: Oh, no thanks I'm good.
Scraggle: Whatdaya mean? Im tryin to give you a deal bud! This is a classic HR195! Bud, Im an expert at these and I've got a friend in Essex who tunes them!
Normal Passerby: Um, i dont have a lawn, sorry.
Scraggle: Tsch! You could just sell it to your friend Bud! Ive got these model ships painted with Rust-Oleum Deck sealant too. Yup, sold than sombich for $13.17 the other day. (sucks teeth) Yup.
Normal Passerby: Excuse me?
Scraggle: This kitty litter is barely use too bud! Just ignore the smaller chunks and its like new bud! My wife in the rascal will load a trash bag it in your car for 5 bucks!
Normal Person: Whoa, What! Um i gotta go...
Scraggle: Come on man what your problem? Shit is good shit! Pfttt, you don't know a good deal man. Hey! Bud! Ive got Nickleback T-shirts Bud!......
Normal Passerby: Oh, no thanks I'm good.
Scraggle: Whatdaya mean? Im tryin to give you a deal bud! This is a classic HR195! Bud, Im an expert at these and I've got a friend in Essex who tunes them!
Normal Passerby: Um, i dont have a lawn, sorry.
Scraggle: Tsch! You could just sell it to your friend Bud! Ive got these model ships painted with Rust-Oleum Deck sealant too. Yup, sold than sombich for $13.17 the other day. (sucks teeth) Yup.
Normal Passerby: Excuse me?
Scraggle: This kitty litter is barely use too bud! Just ignore the smaller chunks and its like new bud! My wife in the rascal will load a trash bag it in your car for 5 bucks!
Normal Person: Whoa, What! Um i gotta go...
Scraggle: Come on man what your problem? Shit is good shit! Pfttt, you don't know a good deal man. Hey! Bud! Ive got Nickleback T-shirts Bud!......
by big phoetus March 4, 2017