scoff

A sound that evil/wicked people say

*scoff* *scoff* i hearby to kill you all.

by Dictionary March 18, 2003

knob scoffer

A homosexual male who chuggs cock

Geez, that guys suck a knob scoffer

by Dr Greenthumb April 22, 2003

scrotum scoffing

a attempt of fully inserting the scrotum (including testicles)in to ones mouth and ejactulating at the same time...

"scrotum scoffing is so fun when your mama does it"

by Bourkes May 15, 2005

scoff

To steal/rip off something not of your ownership.

"Remember when you scoffed that sleeping bag from the campers village?"
"Shhhh. No one knows"

by rustyhookj April 15, 2004

Scuffage

When a lady or gentleman leaves mark in their undergarments after an act of anal loving. Scuffage is the mixture of semen and poop charmingly left behind as a sticky reminder. Often squeezes out following movement, some hours after the event

Mate, I wish I'd changed my pants after going to Bob's last night...I've got some serious scuffage drying there!

I don’t really enjoy buttsex. The scuffage removal is too much of a clean up

by Intimate with The Ham December 28, 2009

Scoffs

Quick meal

Similiar to just scoff but able to say "going for scoffs" which means having a quick meal.

by John Hosie November 2, 2008

Scofffuck

A noun
A person who eats in larger amounts than is needed, noisily, or greedily, especially when in polite company, when gluttonous behaviour is inappropriate.
Related to burpfuck and slurpfuck

Timmy we're having dinner with the Queen stop hogging all the food.
I was born a scofffuck and I will die a scofffuck.

by PomPoko October 18, 2008