Scamper

What you and your siblings do when your dad comes home drunk

"Quick, scamper, dad's home!"

by Minecraft miner 101 June 15, 2018

scumperty

Eating seasoned sausages off skewer, while pooping in a bucket for your dog to masturbate on. Then once your done you will feed it to your goldfish named Jeff who leaves it till it dissolves and turns into algae. After that your fish lays eggs in it and you name them; Shit, Shitty, Pretty Shit & Shite.

I scumpertied
Defined: Scumperty is eating sausages off a skewer

by Sharcarnie June 22, 2019

Simperinio

It’s a simps nickname u can put behind any ones name

Oh look “hisham-eriniothe simp-erinio”is back

Simperinio=the nickname for a simp someone that puts his hoes before the bro’s

by Simp nation May 25, 2020

simpervention

A process in which a simp’s loved ones attempt to inform the simp that he has a problem, and offer support should he choose to seek help for his simpfulness.

“Sam hasn’t chilled with the boys ever since he met that bitch, Karen. I think we need to stage a simpervention for him.”

by Da Punkin October 8, 2020

Shimper

A person who is both a simp and a shipper.
Used when you ship two or more people but you also simp for one or more of the people in that ship.

"I'm a shimper"

by Hot Mamma Killugon shipper March 6, 2022

Shimper

A person who's a simp and also ships other people

She's such a shimper, she ships me with Fin 'cause she can't find anyone to simp for!
Stop being a shimp! But bro, I ship ya with Ellie so...I guess I'm a shimper too?

by magicauras September 25, 2022

Derry simper

When you simp over boys that names begin with Z or D but are too scarred to tell them

Tianna and jodie are both derry simpers

by CleanSteamboat November 14, 2020