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SCP Scientist

A nerd with large buck teeth and a shitty mustache who spends all day behind a bulletproof window watching hundreds of Class-Ds being slaughtered and devoured by SCPs.

A SCP Scientist doesn’t eat food, he only drinks Soylent as a meal replacement. And they don’t have to worry about anything, because if something in the facility goes wrong, the NTF squad comes to carry them out and kiss their feet.
NTF Guard: That SCP Scientist is such a nerd

NTF Commander: All of them are

NTF Guard: Are we really supposed to rescue those nerd?
by MassiveShibe March 6, 2022
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Computer Scientist

Company: We need someone to help us solve this very hard problem.
Computer Scientist: That will be 100.000$ thank you.
by The Computer Scientist May 12, 2022
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Scientist Pubes

The short, golden pubic fuzz which appears at the first signs of pubity and looks like stereotypical scientist hair(but golden)
"Dude! have you hit puperty yet?"

"Yer man, i have about 12 scientist pubes!"

"Rock On!"

"Thanx, it means a lot."

"That's okay bro, i love you."

"I love you too x."
by Tooooooobz October 22, 2008
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Hand Scientist

Woman who is very skilled at the art of handy jobs.
Aw man, not only is Jessica good at giving brain, but she's also a hand scientist too. Not many woman can do that.
by urbanshrimp328 December 31, 2010
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Mariah The Scientist

Mariah Buckles, known professionally as Mariah the Scientist, is an American singer-songwriter from Atlanta, Georgia.
I've gotten into a new artist. Her name is Mariah The Scientist. You should check her out.
by indichotomy December 1, 2020
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Data Scientist

A desperate attempt to make "statistician" sound sexy.
Girl: What do you work with?
Statistician: I'm a data scientist
Statistician: Eh, ok.. See you later right?
by Hkan September 9, 2016
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space robot scientists

Space Robot Scientists was founded in the Spring months of 1998 as a solution for the everchanging musical tastes of the aforementioned cofounders. Space Robot Scientists is a full time ongoing project with 100% musical comittment from its members. We command excellence! We demand high quality results!
I went to see Space Robot Scientists, and they are amazing!
by Andre September 29, 2003
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