science class

This is the place where absolutely no one does anything at all, even things you aren't supposed to do because you are on the verge of falling asleep...or dying!

Marie: Hey damien, are you having fun in science class today?
Damien: zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Marie: I was talking to you!
Damien: zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Marie: talk to me you asshole!
Damien: zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Teacher: what's going on here?
Marie & Damien: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

by hippopotomonstrsesquippedalio March 31, 2009

science damn it

An interjection used to express anger, annoyance, disgust, or dismay. The options are really limitless. Used in the same situations that "god damn it" would be found, but is more acceptable for the secular crowd. From the creationism episode of south park.

Greg: I can't believe it, the Bears actually are in the Superbowl this year.
Bitter Jets Fan: Science damn it!!

by The Legendary Ironwood January 26, 2007

for science

An exclamation used to justify whenever someone does something just for the heck of it, or to see what would happen; it was not done needlessly, but rather for the advancement of science!
Typically spoken of either in a comical Bill Nye way or in an insane, mad scientist way. Props, like a working Tesla coil, are recommended but not required.

- Dude, we have to microwave this lump of moldy cheese... FOR SCIENCE!
- I need to put a duck in a vat of Jell-o. FOR SCIENCE!
etc.

by bobbula February 19, 2008

Science

Magic but explainable

Yeah Science!

by Urgent_lemon the bi boy October 20, 2019

computer science

The study of making porn more readily available, to make it easier and faster to download, and to make what you're looking for easier to find.

by MoonKnight November 18, 2002

Nigger Science

The science that negroes used when they were invented in 1945 in order to time travel back in time and become slaves. This was done in order to make themselves oppressed, so that other races would have to feel sorry for them in the future.

Those blacks and their nigger science!

by woahdudescience September 18, 2018

the sweet science

another name for the greatest sport of all time, boxing.

there is nothing in this world that will test a man more than 15 rounds of the sweet science.

by Mandelas Discple October 7, 2007