schweppe

When blood rushes to the schwantz and causes it to be firm. Also known as a boner, stiffy, or washington monument.

"Grandpa, have you ever woke up in the morning and had a giant schweppe?" The boy asked his grandfather.
"Not any more son." He replied, staring remorsefully at the empty bottle of Viagra pills.

by chestertontreasure June 19, 2009

schweppicure

A Schweppeicure is a person who wants to, or has had sex with Schweppes.

<Adrian> I had sex with Schweppes today.
<Justin> You Schweppicure.
<Kilgard> I wish I was a Schweppicure.

by Jacop Schwepp January 20, 2005

schwert

another form of the word "sweet" used just to be random and sound cooler(;
most of the time pronounced "sha-WERT!"

"OMG! I got tickets to see All Time Low live in concert!"

"SCHWERT!!"

by SMILEitzMonica November 2, 2008

Schlerper

Verb; To Schlerp
The act of schlerping is to perform oral sex on a male.
Schleper (Noun) A man who is fond of and frequently performs oral sex on another man.

"Justin is such a Schlerper"
"Yea I know, he blew three guys this weekend"

"Just off to Schlerp my home boys"

by trinity666 November 27, 2011

Schweppes

Another word for "Shit"

Schweppes Head
Oh Schweppes
Holy Schweppes

by rmsmartboy July 29, 2014

Schwerdt

A last name given to Greek gods. Or more specifically, German gods.

Wow her/his last names Schwerdt! I was wondering why she/he was so attractive.

by yologal November 20, 2013

Schwepp

A person who is rude, frustrating, idiotic, foolish etc.

Dan parked in a handicapped spot. What a Schwepp

by Matty-the-III May 21, 2018