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Schwe

Adjective used to describe something, or someone, extremely cool, mind-blowing, stunning, awesome, incredible, daunting, majestic, and/or simply wonderful. Possibly derived from the word 'sweet' a couple of years ago.
Later used by a Danish T-shirt company as their name, because they were worthy of using said word and its general awesomeness.
Many adoptions of the word have developed since then, most of them in Danish.
Example 1:
Wrong guy: "Whoa, did you see that viking elephant flying in a loop with a jetpack while breathing fire?! That was totally awesome!"
Right guy: "Yeah, but I think the word you're looking for is 'Schwe'!"

Example 2:
Random guy: "Hey, that T-shirt is pretty sweet, where did you buy it?"
Awesome guy: "From this really awesome company called Schwe, you should check it out when you get home!"
Random guy: "Thanks man, I will!"
by SimonSan December 3, 2010
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schwea

Schwea bro, that snowboarding trick was dope!
by Bryan April 5, 2005
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schweff

A Muff Diver.
ie, someone who spends 80% of his life trying to get action, even off minging fat girls, whilst completely neglecting his friends.
Teacher: "Where's paddy?"
Boy: "He's over at margarets"
Teacher. "f*cking SCHWEFF!"
by Fr Gabby November 19, 2006
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Schweggman

A young male homo sapien that is capable of drinking incredible amounts of alcohol at any time, in any setting. Often confused for an alcoholic, a Schweggman is simply maintaining its proper blood alcohol level (somewhere between .12 and .16). Without this level maintained, a Schweggman can become irritable and utter racist and/or sexist comments at any time - users beware.

A Schweggman is typically found in a festive environment, such as a tailgate, house party, or Checker's at 4:00 am. He typically will be carrying a handle of Jailor Serry, a bag of barbeque, or a packet of new sheets. In the most dangerous of situations, he will have all three.

If you encounter a Schweggman, offer a sacrifice of alcohol and refrain from quick movements. A sufficiently intoxicated Schweggman can only see movement, and will move on if not startled.
"Dude, I had 5 double Jailor Serry shots and then 4 pitchers of beer last night. Lets get started again!"

"You're a regular Schweggman man, I don't know how you do it."

"My Grandma gave me three livers broseph, I drink alcohol like a camel drinks water."

"Wicked dude, you should think about selling one of those on the black market"

"Word. I could buy more Jailor with that cash. Schweggman Onward!"
by T-Jao May 18, 2013
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Schweef

When your man pubes are completely grown out, and you smack your bitch in the face with them. To your discontent, your pubes get caught on her snaffle tooth, sending your entire bush into her mouth
Damn Dalton, did you totally Schweef Casey?
by BIGDCK October 28, 2014
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Schweded

The act of forwarding on an email to a recipient that was definitely not intended to receive said email. Forwarded email generally contains derogatory information or comments about the recipient.
To be truly Schweded or recieving a Schweding the sender has to give zero f's when confronted about the forwarding
I was sick of him emailing me about his issues with Beth so I SCHWEDED him and forwarded her his latest email for comment. or
He has been schweding me for months forwarding all of my emails about Marty straight to him
by The Schwedes October 8, 2017
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SCHWEEM

When your balls tremble with so much might that there are shockwaves radiating from your dende(penis).
Hisika’s gay ass schweemed when he saw Gon charge at him while they were fighting
by NIGGATAR9000 April 22, 2019
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