Schmoozeball

Noun. Oddball of the group.

"Look at the Schmoozeball zoned out at the t.v."

by Schmoozeball January 30, 2010

schmoof

a shortened version of the word schmoo fuck. can be used the same way fuck can

person 1: dude, hunter is such a schmoof head!
person 2: nowhere near as much as that adriana kid!

person3: what the schmoof?
person 4: i dunno

by AUEHTCEUGTV December 21, 2005

schmeefer

A word used to describe a person who generally exhibits awkward behavior, tries to incorporate oneself in a private conversation, laughs at innapropriate times/makes unneccesary comments, etc

Schmeefers are generally humorous to observe but can interfere with macks, such as a cock blocker, or even find it dificult to talk to girls

Generally, a schmeefer is an awkward, flamboyant, and possibly even rash thinking person

(word derived from Dick and da Champ)

Wow dick you just dropped lettus Erin's dress, you schmeefer

Whats up Schmeefer!

by Dick Nelson January 12, 2009

Schmoofy

1. A feeling of awesomeness shared between two lovers.

2. A descriptive word that can be used when a partner is being especially cute or amazing.

3. Anything including feelings of love towards a partner.

1. Girl: "Me and my boyfriend got really schmoofy last night, it was really awesome"

2. Guy: "She let me play COD on our anniversary she is so schmoofy."

by Geoff-Fiona December 30, 2010

schmooves

Smooth moves to obtain goods or services. Often to the other sex.

Brad: I was going to get a parking ticket for being 5 minutes over but I put on my schmooves for the lady and she let me off.

by NZAP 9041 April 5, 2016

Schmoobed

The state of being so absurdly high that you cannot think or move. Time stops and you no longer exist in this dimension alone. Your soul now partly exists in several other parallel universes and you feel absolutely numb. Nothing makes sense and yet everything makes sense. This usually occurs after 5 strong weed brownies, or several mushrooms, or acid tabs. Once you reach this state, your view of the universe is eternally altered. You realize that everything is infinite and a spectrum of love. This world becomes eternally beautiful and your fear ceases to exist.

I got schmoobed as fuck last night when i took 9 grams of shrooms after an hour of bong hits.

by Light a bong with a laser April 8, 2017

Schmoovey

Youngin, on the upcoming, fresh, cool

Look at Paul over there, he's looking pretty schmoovey right now!

by Mexicarlos007 January 3, 2018